As you may know, the Christmas/Holiday Greeting from CBennettworld 2023 is later than usual. We apologize for any sentimental hardship this may have caused. Our communications and media division went on a wildcat strike two weeks before the holiday break. This is an anomaly because our imaginary workers are not unionized, nor do they have accounts on Slack or other cloud-based team communication platforms. Each individual decided independently to cease work until they receive a new contract guaranteeing a living wage, which in Toronto is just shy of out of the question. And they liked the idea of being on a wildcat strike.

Until negotiations and endless recapitulation have begun, please accept this sincere message compliments of our chatbot Joaquim:

Happy holidays to you, and best wishes for the New Year.

Best New Year, and happy wishes for a holiday.

Best wishes to you, happy holiday and Happy New Year.

Happy New Year and happy holidays. Best wishes.

Wishing you Best holidays and a Happy New Year.

New Year, happy, and Happy you. Best holidays.

Holidays. Best. New Year. Happy. Wishes Best to you.

New Best Year, and to you happy holiday wishes.

You. Happy wishes to holiday New Best year.

DISCLAIMER: This holiday greeting was in no way generated by Bing, ChatGPT, Open AI, Google AI search, or any other natural language processing, with the exception of using Bing, ChatGPT, OpenAI, and Google AI search. The sentiments contained in the holiday message reflect the mission and goals of CBennettworld, a division of CBennettworld, derived from plant-based lab grown values.

ILLUSORY CEO ADDENDUM:
From the intergalactic corporation known as CBennettworld and its many departments, including operations, quality control, legal, procurement and sanitation, and from my heart and its atrial fibrillation, to the life pump in your chest, may the remainder of your Yuletide be filled with food you can digest, company you can tolerate, and peace you can spread.