DATELINE: BROCKVILLE

TELEGRAM: Pining for Toronto — (STOP) — Pining for random guy mansplaining and eating tacos on the TTC — (STOP) — Pestering Brockville municipal election candidates on why there aren’t any Ethiopian restaurants in town — (STOP) — Inviting all Ontarians to the River City Reading Series, Saturday, September 24, 7pm in downtown Brockville at Medium Effort Art Supplies — (STOP)— Please stop — (STOP) — No, don’t stop — (STOP) — Never stop — (STOP)